name: Michael Timothy Biondolillo
nickname: BMTonto
real nickname: MTBondo or Bondo for short
birthdate: September 17, 1961
secret identity: I'm Batman
favorite color: Reddish Black
shoe size: 11
car I drive: Silver, 2002 Ferarri
real car I drive: Silver, 1998 Camaro
where I live: Tampa Bay, Florida
where I used to live: Nunda/Dansville, New York
where I don't want to live: Dansville, New York, or anywhere near there!
least favorite disease I have: Diabetes (it's the ONLY one I have)
favorite foods: Steak & Lobster... and more lobster
favorite food I can actually afford: 3 day old donuts & peanut m&m's (which is dangerous for a diabetic)
least favorite food: Beets
last book read: Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx
last book unread: The manual for my POD X3 Live
last book should have read: The manual for my POD X3 Live
instruments I can play: Guitar, and used to be a drummer...
favorite guitar: My Ibanez DNA swirl (jem conversion)
favorite guitar amplifier Carvin Legacy
favorite guitar player: Steve Vai
last concert attended: Robin Trower (Janus Landing)
favorite album: Steve Vai's The Ultra Zone (currently)
favorite movie(s): This Is Spinal Tap/Fletch/Groundhog Day/Crossroads (the one with Ralph Macchio, not the Britny Spears P.O.S.)
least favorite movie: Eyes Wide Shut (well, the nudity wasn't all bad)
favorite comedian: Dane Cook
least favorite comedian: Carrothead or whatever his name is
least favorite terrorist: Osama Bin Laden
favorite computer game: Driving in snow
favorite pointless fact: The fact that I'm Batman
next useless fact: There isn't one

Thank god that's over!